March 2012
220 posts
February 2012
351 posts
I’m the kind of girl who is quiet in large groups...
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
Day 3, One wish
I don’t really belief in wish granting, it always feels like cheating to achieve goals.
I think, if i was granted one wish I would wish for peace on a person to person level. Yeah we want world peace among government empires, but I envision a society where children aren’t afraid to walk by that one lunch table with bullies, or adults wouldn’t be scared to drive through that...
Day 2, My current relationship status
I’m just going to do a few of these because I’m bored…
This is a read more because it’s sappy as fuck.
Right now, I am in a wonderful relationship with an amazing boy. We initially met in biology class, often being partners together. I always thought he was pretty cool, but I couldn’t really see myself even being friends with him. Fast forward to the beginning of...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
lady-b0ner:
If I ever were to meet Ellen Degeneres, I’m positive I would have a heart attack and die from happiness. How could you not? honestly
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
OMG I THINK SEARS WANTS ME
THEY LEFT ME A VOICEMAIL SAYING THAT THEY WANTED ME TO COME IN ON THURSDAY AT FIVE AND TO BRING A BUNCH OF OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS. WHAT I AM SO HAPPY.
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
6 tags
Day 1, Introduce yourself.
Most people would start this off with their name, but I am not who my name says I am.
I am young, I am free. I love life, I love humanity. I love watching the stars in the sky, so wondrous and bright. I live to see humanity flourish. I watch the news every day at 5 PM, and hear all the beautiful things that people do, I live for that.
I came into this world on October 13th, 1994 at 2:14 AM to...
I can always feel when an eyelash is about to fall out, and i know to get it away from my face to avoid having the awkward “there’s an eyelash on your face, make a wish” conversation.
Now this can be useful, but if this is my superpower than i got ripped off.
AMANDA
lady-b0ner:
you are the dime to my nickel
the snooki to my pickle
the elmo to my tickle
the nose to my flickle
you are the champion to my queenie
the salt on the rim of my martini
the sexy lady to my bikini
and the XL condom for my weenie
just saying
WHAT THE FUCK REBECCA HAYES I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER WRITTEN FOR ME.
OMG. I AM...
“This is a revolution, dammit, we’re going to have...
Giant Eagle doesn't want me
NEED. JOB.
Brb applying at auntie annes, just for the heck of it
gossipgran:
having internet friends seems so normal to me and i find that really disturbing
When I was younger my mom told me that the china wash setting on our dish washer was used to wash Chinese people.
And she wonders why I’m so screwed up.
:P
The number of times I’ve written this inversely correlates to the amount of times I’ve actually stuck my tongue out at someone.
